About
I am old, I am haggard. I have four children (Grub-19 mths, Pudding-4, Poss-11 & Rhubarb-14) who have contributed to my bodily decay most enthusiastically. I have a dodgy pelvis thanks to my excessive breeding. I am also the proud keeper of a large and hairy husband (Beefcake). We live in Adelaide, Australia.
